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HELL FREEZES OVER – CNN Calls Progressive Leader “Anti-Science”

HELL FREEZES OVER – CNN Calls Progressive Leader “Anti-Science”

CNN is attacking a prominent progressive leader as “anti-science.” Why on earth is this happening? Did Rupert Murdoch take over CNN? Is hell freezing over? Relax, CNN is just trying to help Hillary Clinton get elected. The powers that be over at the Clinton News Network are worried some progressives might vote for Jill Stein, so they are attacking her […]

If This Happens, Bill Kristol Will Start A New Republican Party

If This Happens, Bill Kristol Will Start A New Republican Party

Bill Kristol, a leader of the #NeverTrump movement, is threatening to start a new Republican Party if the establishment reelects RNC chairman Reince Priebus. Kristol basically thinks that Priebus should be chased from town with pitchforks and torches, especially in the event of a Trump loss. This is his tweet: If this happens, I'm starting the New Republican Party, we'll […]

Trump Threatens To Expose Secrets Behind ‘Unwatchable’ Show

Trump Threatens To Expose Secrets Behind ‘Unwatchable’ Show

The MSNBC show, Morning Joe, has had a tumultuous relationship with Donald Trump. Both hosts, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, used to suck-up to Trump frequently, but when it appeared that Trump could actually become president, their tune changed dramatically. Hacked voicemail’s revealed that Scarborough and Brzezinski used to be very chummy with Trump. Only a few month ago, Scarborough, Trump, […]

Why Trump Isn’t Tweeting About the Olympics

Why Trump Isn’t Tweeting About the Olympics

You’d think Donald Trump would love the Olympics: The flag-waving pageantry, the pure, unbridled patriotism—and, my god, the winning. So much winning you almost get tired of the winning. But actually, Trump doesn’t seem to be interested in the Olympics at all: As Team USA shatters world records and scores win after historic win, Trump’s Twitter account, his favored megaphone, […]

Trump’s Debate Coach Is His Greatest Media Ally

Trump’s Debate Coach Is His Greatest Media Ally

Few people did more to help Trump win the nomination than Roger Ailes of Fox News. Now the media mogul who created the most watched cable news network in America, must prepare Donald Trump for the greatest television event in Trump’s career, a debate with Hillary Clinton. Roger Ailes ran Fox News up until last month when he was forced […]

CNN Host Actually Apologizes For Inaccurate Coverage

CNN Host Actually Apologizes For Inaccurate Coverage

CNN doesn’t apologize often, but they actually did apologize for selectively editing video from the sister of the guy who got shot by police in Milwaukee. Their selective edit totally changed the meaning of what she was saying. An outrage ensued and CNN finally said they were sorry. Check it out, from Buzzfeed: In a CNN report which aired Monday […]

Roger Stone: ‘Dynamite’ October Surprise For Hillary

Roger Stone: ‘Dynamite’ October Surprise For Hillary

Donald Trump’s unofficial advisor, Roger Stone, claims that Wikileaks has an October surprise in store for Hillary Clinton. He describes it as “political dynamite.” Stone claims to be in communication with Julian Assange, the founder of Wikileaks. Recently, Julian Assange was asked about whether or not he is sitting on material for an October surprise and he answer seemed to […]

Obamacare Insurer Abandons 11 States

Obamacare Insurer Abandons 11 States

In another big blow to Obamacare, Aetna is pulling out of 11 states due to massive losses. CNN reports: “The insurer will stop offering policies on the exchanges in 11 of the 15 states where it currently operates, according to a press release it issued Monday evening. Aetna (AET) will only sell Obamacare products in Delaware, Iowa, Nebraska and Virginia.” […]

Obama Administration Secretly Gives Money To Environmentalists

Obama Administration Secretly Gives Money To Environmentalists

Environmentalist have been creating extremely complex schemes to bilk the federal government out of cash. A scheme just reported by the Daily Caller allows environmentalist lawyers to collect large legal fees anonymously and allows them to change environmental regulations without input from congress. This is how the sue and settle scam works, from the Daily Caller: Some of these legal […]

Hillary Clinton Is a Pathological Liar – Yet Somehow Gets Away with It

Hillary Clinton Is a Pathological Liar – Yet Somehow Gets Away with It

While Bill Clinton was in office, his brazen lies became the stuff of legend. At the height of the Lewinsky scandal, he said, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Now that Hillary is running for the same office, it’s becoming apparent that her lies are just as brazen — and possibly more so — than her husband’s. […]